VERSE #1
I may not be a glamorous girl
But you could make me smile with a phony pearl
I admit I’m probably only a 6.5
Stretch it to 7 when ya turn off the lights
But if I were a 10 we’d go out at night
And then I wouldn’t settle for burgers and fries
I’d order up something with a fancy name
I’d never take leftovers cause that is lame
CHORUS:
Beautiful girls cost too much money
Settle for cute and you can have me honey
I don’t mind using coupons on dates
Sneaking snacks into movies sounds just great
I’d be happy to be your 2 for 1
Cause stretching the dollar means stretching the fun
Beautiful girls “UH-UH”
VERSE #2
I see your eyes glide over checking her out
Best believe she indeed takes the pricey route
Highly doubt she’s ever heard of public transpo
And I bet she paid a bunch for her fancy pants though
I got mine from the corner thrift store
I paid 8 dollars and wouldn’t pay no more
I said, I got mine from the corner thrift store
I paid 8 dollars and wouldn’t pay no more!
CHORUS REPEATS
Beautiful girls “UGGH”
BRIDGE:
Cubic zirconia, don’t need a loan for the
Ring you are gonna love me
Cause I’m practically free!
Bridge Repeats
I’m just practically almost almost, not quite, but mostly FREE!
CHORUS REPEATS TWICE
Beautiful girls “ARE BITCHES!”
