I went to a B..B..Boyz II Men concert last weekend. They were missing the deep voiced guy, but other that, they still sounded good. So they sang one of their singles from back in the day, ‘I’ll Make Love To You,’ and as I was listening to it, it occurred to me just how funny the lyrics would be if the girl they were singing to, was really just looking for a one night stand, and not into this whole …
Girl’s POV on ‘I’ll Make Love To You’ by Boys II Men
F*** Dinner Parties
You may be wondering about the title of my blog. I’m sorry if this offends you. I never curse out loud but sometimes I curse when I’m thinking about something and since you are reading this, then it’s just in your head and not out loud, so you shouldn’t be offended. …
Velcro Jeans? Yes.
Million Dollar Idea #10
Jeans. Yep, good for any occasion. Pair them with a nice shirt and shoes, fancy. Throw on a tee shirt, now you’re casual. But geez louise isn’t it annoying when those jeans that fit juuust right when you first put them on, start sliding down your booty halfway through the day because the fabric has become a little stretched out. Don’t act like you don’t know about that. I love putting …
And you thought ballarinas were graceful…
So I’m driving and I get to an intersection where the stoplight is out. Bummer right? Not today my friend, not today. I was witness to the most beautiful gracefulness to ever touch down on this planet. No, not a gorgeous swan, …
You know what’s good?
Jello. Yep, Jello. I know what your thinking. “But Mindy, Jello is always the dessert that they show people in jail and cafeterias putting on their trays and then, …
My momma always told me…
My Mom always told me that if I finished up all my dinner it would be a sunny day tomorrow. So through the years I’ve done my darnedest to eat every last morsel of my dinner in hopes for a day full of sunshine. Well, surprisingly enough, it did not always work out that way. …
Just what are those birds thinking??
hey this is my first blog. well today, i wanna blog about birds pooping on people. do you think that they’re up there targeting the ones that they dump on? i mean really, is it a coincidence when you feel that little tap on your head only to reach your hand up to feel a slimy soft goo? …
What happened to all the good cartoons?
So I usually work the morning shift of my job and so I’m accustomed to waking up early, so when Saturday comes along, I find myself waking up early not unlike i did when I was a little Mindy. …
Why do my parents keep “retiring” my pets?
Disclaimer: My parents are very loving people that have hearts of gold and would do anything for anyone, and I do not at all place any sort of blame on them for the following riff.
Now, getting that out of the way. I talked to my dad today and he casually worked into the conversation that they had just put my very last remaining pet cat, Sammy to sleep. …