hey this is my first blog. well today, i wanna blog about birds pooping on people. do you think that they’re up there targeting the ones that they dump on? i mean really, is it a coincidence when you feel that little tap on your head only to reach your hand up to feel a slimy soft goo? i once got pooed on. yep, me. no one is safe really. i was at the beach. my assassin.. a seagull. i never did see which one it was but i’m sure it saw me a mile away. he had a plan alright. if i remember correctly it landed on my shoulder. my mom once told me that its good luck to have a bird poop on you. my mom told me that its good luck to have a bird poop on you. i just thought i should repeat that one. well if momma knows best then, i have some pigeon chasing to do, cause i could stand some good luck.
Just what are those birds thinking??
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